What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

What's the biggest myth about illegal immigrants?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

What do porn stars do when they get old?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

There was this one weird Bollywood movie that was released in the 2000s. Amitabh Bachchan was starring with another actress and the story was about how the old guy (Amitabh Bachchan) fell in love with the young woman. What is the name of this movie?

Me : Because it's month of August.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?

He : I'm 24.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Are there any penalties for bestiality in the USA and laws prohibiting it?

Me : Sure.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : No

Why is the concept of pumping water uphill not commonly used as a source of electricity generation, similar to pumped-hydro systems?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Why are white women so hard to date?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Tea ?

He : Then let's have some coffee

What do you think of Andrew Tate?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : Thank you.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

What is the naughtiest fantasy that you've lived out?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Why do people hate Nickelback so much? What makes them different from other popular bands like Linkin Park, Green Day, etc.? Is it just because they're Canadian or what?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : I don't drink

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)